Sunday, February 28, 2010

The Last American Man (or Woman - Let's Show Some Female Equality)


Eustace Conway – hero or crazy? The Last American Man easily caught my eye at the bookstore with its Christopher McCandless manly, adventurer cover theme. In my humble opinion, one can never read too many stories about a lone man renouncing the “real world” in search of a more meaningful life (ex. Walden, On the Road, etc.). In this case, Conway is more of a Daniel Boone figure who learned hunting and outdoorsy-ness from his mom as a young child. As he got older, he decided to live off the land in a teepee, eventually traveling to schools to teach the youth about his lifestyle. From then, he rode across America on horseback and began his own farm/retreat center outside of Boone, NC.

This is easily the kind of character most people aspire to model their lives after. His basic attitude revolves around simplicity, happiness, and his own desires. However, the author does not immortalize Conway but rather suggests disadvantages in his lifestyle that cause him to lack understanding of human attitudes. This never allows him to establish strong relationships with family or friends. At a deeper glance, everyone has their imperfections.

Nevertheless, his perception of current human philosophy is thought provoking. Conway suggests that we are zombies - unaware of our surroundings and actions. Leading to a favorite quote from the book :

“There is no way that you can have a decent life as a man if you aren't awake and aware every moment. Show up for your own life. Don't pass your days in a stupor, content to swallow whatever watery ideas modern society may bottle feed you through the media, satisfied to slumber through life in an instant gratification sugar coma. The most extraordinary gift you've been given is your own humanity, which is about consciousness. So honor that consciousness.”


Amen.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Wilderness Survival Skills

Recently a classmate gave me a pack of Wilderness Survival Skills Cards for "the next time you're stuck in the woods" (which seems to happen every week or so). The gift caught me by surprise but couldn't be more practical. Most times I go for a hike with a Nalgene, peanut butter sandwich, and hope for the best. But one day my luck might run out and now I'll be prepared. And so will you! Here's a few of the tips:

1. What can you use instead of toilet paper?
Me: Air.
Sierra Club: Leaves, rocks, moss, your left hand.
2. How can you survive heat exhaustion or heatstroke?
Me: Drink plenty of beer before the hike.
SC: Seek shade, drink lots of water, wet your clothes, rest.
3. What should you do if you get separated from your gear or group?
Me: Cry.
SC: Think, try backtracking, mark your path, make a lot of noise, leave signs, stay hydrated, nap.
4. How do you survive a tornado?
Me: Don't hike in tornado regions.
SC: Run to the side, out of it's path; take cover in a canyon or cave; lie facedown and stay down.
5. How can you select a safe campsite?
Me: Ask someone if you can use their backyard and hope they bring you a hot breakfast and fresh coffee in the morning.
SC: Avoid bear trails, rivers, gullies, and fallen rocks.
6. How can you escape from a mountain lion?
Me: Yell, "Scar! It's me, Simba! Your nephew! Don't kill me!" while running away.
SC: Do not run, stand up straight, vigorously flap your arms to look large, make lots of noise.
7. How can you survive a lightning storm?
Me: Check the Weather Channel before leaving for the hike.
SC: Seek shelter in a vehicle or under a forest, avoid metal.
8. How should you treat sprains and strains?
Me: Keep on keeping on.
SC: Apply ice, wrap with an elastic bandage, elevate injured area, repeat.
9. Your companion has stopped breathing. What should you do?
Me: Take the time to tell them how much you love them and what a great friend they were. Try to remember funny stories or good times spent together to send them off peacefully.
SC: Perform CPR.
10. What should you do if you fall in a river and are swept downstream?
Me: Curse those YMCA swim lessons that were clearly not effective.
SC: Ditch your pack, float on your back, with feet pointed downward; use your arms as oars to slow you down.

What great advice! Hopefully we'll all be a little more prepared for the next time we step out into the great wide open!